Fifth

Posted: September 7, 2010 in Humor

A man walks into a bar.  “Bartender!  Line me up four shots of your finest bourbon,” he yells.  The bartender sets out four shotglasses, and fills them.  The man shoots one, then the next, and is about to keep going when the bartender interrupts.

“What’s the occasion?”

“I just got my first blowjob,” the man replies.

“In that case,” the bartender says, “let me get you another on the house.”

The man shakes his head.  “Thanks, but if four shots don’t do it, nothing’s getting the taste out of my mouth.”

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